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DUGSHOP HAS A NEW MANTRA

1 December 2008        Dateline Hollywood

Paula and Sarah’s new mantra is “holy crap!”  They thought for sure that the demand for their Obama Hope on a Rope soap would lessen once the dude got elected, but, to quote the late great John Belushi, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.  The soap’s more popular than ever, thanks to double-barrelled coverage on Campbell Brown AND Anderson Cooper’s shows on CNN, and interest from publications everywhere.

Unexpected, but not unwelcome.  The chicks are laboring furiously in the lab, while trying to update the website with other nifty stuff.  Paula is hoping to have another seasonal perfume ready in the next few days.  She says she’ll sleep when she’s dead, which may be sooner than she thinks if she’s not careful.  We might have to beg her doctor to prescribe an afternoon poolside, with medicinal margaritas, not too far in the distant future. 

The tired soap moguls would like to wish all dugshop fans and friends a healthy, happy, and safe holiday season.  Happy washing!

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